Thanksgiving Ownage 1

You: ITS THANKSGIVING

Stranger: Lets cut to the chase, we are three 23 year old guys looking for girls to take there clothes off on cam, you dig?

You: i duno but what i do kno is no one says "dig" anymore, except douchebags tryna fit in with the black culture. heres a tip: its thanksgiving, go out, get drunk, invite some hoochies over, and fuck their brains out. you "dig"???

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