Cheerleader

By Cpt Patrikov
Stranger: i'll give you a cyber blowjob

You: i wont give a fuck

Stranger: k bitch

You: no bitches here

You: just you

Stranger: fuck yourself hard

You: i kinda wanna, but the doc said only once every two days

Stranger: k well then want that blowjob still

You: not really

You: probably fugly anyway

Stranger: actually i'm a cheerleader at a party and we're all laughing at this stupid website right now&lt;/br&gt;

You: whoa! me too!

You: what a coincidence!

Stranger: ha yeah right bitch

Stranger: i don't believe you

You: The international character San Francisco has fostered since its founding is continued today by large numbers of immigrants from Asia and Latin America.

Stranger: wtf

You: Despite all these amazing powers, ultraman has one main weakness: since earth's atmosphere leaches away his solar energy, ultraman can only physically exist on earth for approximately three to five minutes of earth time.

Stranger: you're probably some ugly guy who can never get girls. thats the only reason you're on here

You: keyword: "probably."

You: in reality, i am a multibillionaire named steve hanson Stranger: rewrite "you are"

You: cant rewrite history bitch

You: only with a time machine

You: and they dont exist

Stranger: rightt

Stranger: ain't history its a chat

You: its chat history

You: lololol lets laugh at the dumb bitch

Stranger: oh you're so smart please fuck your mom for us

Your conversational partner has disconnected.--