Lol Horny

Stranger: Hey I'm horny. How's it going?

You: hey im a 45 year old rapist. nmu?

Stranger: Nothing much

Stranger: I hope your a hot milf rapist :)

You: oh trust me

You: my love handles you can handle with love

Stranger: Good :)

You: well stfu, bend over, and let the good times roll

Stranger: No your supposed to be a hot mifl and let me rape you

You: oh im sorry did i wake up in a parallel universe?

You: oh wait

You: no i ddnt

You: you see ur about to be raped by a very large and very sweaty black man

You: pucker up

You: and i dont mean ur lips....

Stranger: Fuck that I'm goin to rape you back twice as hard

You: try me

You: but take notice of my 20 ft cock

You: im a horse you see

Stranger: I will rape you with your own penis

You: been there done that

You: got anything else?

Stranger: Not really. I'm more the mood to find a girl with low self esteem and pleasure myself while she cyberspace with me

You: oh well ur mothers available

You: i did her last night

You: very low self esteem

You: you should get her help

You: *sigh* such a pity

You: but hell she was a good lay

You: and ur looking for a girl to CYBERSPACE with you?

You: damn

You: ur actuly gona go thru the space time continuum?

You: well if you are il give you some articles from that

Stranger: Yes. Bye :)

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